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How to annoy Percy Jackson How to annoy Percy *updated*How to annoy Percy Jackson by ~TheAwesomeFaerie
1. call him seaweed brain.
2. or fish boy
3. tease Tyson
4. sing "Percy and Annabeth up a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
5. Push him off Blackjack
6. Give him cursed flying trainers!
7. Push him off a bridge screaming "SWIM FISH BOY, SWIM!"
8. Say "in accordance with the prophecy" after all your sentences.
9. point at something random and scream "AAAAARRGGHH! A MONSTER!" every 30 seconds
10. Pay Grover to go into Percy's cabin at 3 in the morning and play his reed pipes.
11. change his ringtone to "unda da sea"
12. give him fish for every meal
13. whisper in his ear "Kronos is watching you." in a creepy voice
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